AVIATION HUMOUR

 

 

There was a row between an approach controller and area controller as to who was superior work wise. The approach controller retorted,' You work with strips I throw away...'      

 

ATC-  Deccan 123,descend to 3000feet on QNH 1017.

DECCAN 123-  Could you give that in inches?

ATC- DECCAN123, descend to 36000inches on QNH 1017

 

A man in a hot air balloon strayed and realized he was lost.

     He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet an hour ago, but I dont know wher I am."

     The woman below replied, "You are in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above ground. You are between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and 59 and 60 degrees west longitude."

    "You must be an Engineer," said the balloonist.

     "I am, "replied the woman.

     "how did you know"?

    " Well " answered the balloonist, everything you told me is technically correct,  but I have no idea what to do with the info. as I am still lost. "

      The woman below responded , " You must be in management ."

      "I am ," said the balloonist ,"But how did you know?"

      " Well  said the woman," you don't know where you are and where are you going. You have risen to where you are due to due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you have no idea how to keep and you expect people below you to solve your problems, the fact is you are exactly at the same position  you were in before we met .

  

     AEROPLANE  V/S  WOMAN

 

   An airplane will kill you quick......a woman takes her time,

   Airplanes come with manuals of operation...

   Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch....

   An Airplane does get mad if you ' touch and go '

  An  Airplane does not object to a preflight inspections..

   Airplanes have strict weight and balance limits..

   You can fly airplanes any time of the month...

   Airplanes don't have parents...

   Airplanes don't whine unless something is really wrong..

   Airplanes don't care about how many other airplanes you have flown..

   When flying you and your airplane arrive at the same time...

   Airplanes don't mind if you look at other airplanes...