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"It's better to be defeated on Principles than to win on lies." "You Always said that NOTHING was Impossible in work, I was sure that you were Always right."
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IN PRISON you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. |
IN ATC
you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. |
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IN PRISON you get three meals a day (free).
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ATC
you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.
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IN PRISON you get time off for good behavior.
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IN
ATC you get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.
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IN PRISON a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
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IN
ATC you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.
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IN PRISON you can watch TV and play games.
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IN
ATC you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
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IN PRISON you get your own toilet.
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IN
ATC you have to share.
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IN PRISON they allow your family and friends to visit.
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IN
ATC you can not even speak to your family and friends.
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IN PRISON all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
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IN
ATC You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.
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Humm? Are we luckier??? |
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