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Tower:
"Mission 123, do you have problems?"
Pilot: "I think, I
have lost my compass."
Tower: "Judging
the way you are flying, you lost the whole instrument panel!"
Controller:
"CRX600, are you on course to SUL?"
Pilot: "More or
less."
Controller: "So
proceed a little bit more to SUL."
Pilot: "Good
morning, Frankfurt ground, KLM 242 request start up and push back, please."
Tower: "KLM 242
expect start up in two hours."
Pilot: "Please
confirm: two hours delay?"
Tower:
"Affirmative."
Pilot: "In that
case, cancel the good morning!"
Pilot: "FLX 30, we
just have a few gallons of fuel."
Tower: "Please
give us your position, we dont see you at the radar!"
Pilot: "We are
standing at runway 2 and want to know, when the fuel truck will come!"
< ABCD OF AVIATION>
Do you have Charlie?
Negative, we left him back at the hanger!
Do you have Echo?
Negative, recieving you loud and clear!
Do you have Hotel?
Negative, We are staying with friends!
Do you have Juliet?
Negative, and please don't say anything to my wife!
Do you have Kilo?
Negative, but I think there a couple roaches in the ashtray!
Do you have Mike?
Negative, I have a push-to-talk button and a headset!
Do you have Oscar?
Negative, but I'm expecting a nomination this year!
Do you have Papa?
Negative, but I wrote him a letter last week!
Do you have Romeo?
Negative, Negative! Wherefore art thou Romeo?
Do you have Uniform?
Negative, just jeans and sweatshirt!
Do you have Victor?
Negative, Who is Victor?
Do you have Xray?
Negative, my doctor wants a CAT Scan!
Do you have Whiskey?
Negative, not in last 8 hours, Am I not on assigned heading?
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